Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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