he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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