I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
everyone is single if you try hard enough
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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