We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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