My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Come back. Shots need mouths.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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