So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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