I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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