Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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