I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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