It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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