I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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