look no pants
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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