p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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