Yo dont text me then not text me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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