Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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