the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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