That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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