That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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