we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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