my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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