That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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