While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize