They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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