he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
PANTIES FOUND
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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