Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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