I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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