Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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