I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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