I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i was born a porn star she said
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
wow bdsm is so cute
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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