I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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