i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize