none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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