Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
