My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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