So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
