Apparently you make a good broom.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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