Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
You pole danced in your parka.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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