My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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