margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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