Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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