Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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