Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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