I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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