would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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