So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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