I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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