dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it's like iHOP with fire
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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