Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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