i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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