I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
he's single and there are thong briefs.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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