How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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