do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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